You started to make list of things in an Excel sheet and now you feel limited, we have a solution
Automatically convert an Excel file to a database table
Why did the Excel spreadsheet go to therapy? It had too many relationship issues!
But seriously, Excel isn't a database because it lacks crucial database features like enforcing data integrity, managing relationships between tables, handling concurrent users, and providing robust querying capabilities. It's like trying to use a butter knife as a screwdriver - it might work in a pinch, but it's really not designed for the job.

Why did the Excel spreadsheet go to therapy? It had too many relationship issues!
Excel is like your friend who offers to help you move apartments by stuffing everything into random boxes with no labels - sure, it can hold your data, but good luck finding anything specific later!
Optimist: the glass is 1/2 full. Pessimist: the glass is 1/2 empty. Excel: the glass is January 2nd
If somebody asks for a doctor for their Excel problem, I usually suggest a columnoscopy
What do men and Excel have in common? They're always automatically turning things into dates when they're not.
How many Excel users does it take to screw in a light bulb? Monday January 01, 1900
Are you a related data set in a separate table? Because I INDEX/MATCH you!